In a revolutionary partnership, Streamline CEO, Mac Clemmens, and SpaceX CEO, Elon Musk, have reached an agreement to put special districts on Mars by the year 2026.
“This partnership will help special districts take the next step into the future. In the history of our country, districts have often pioneered the essential services that citizens have needed, even before states were formed. Mars presents a new challenge for us all.” - Streamline
While we are not yet sure what role districts will play once on Mars with no mosquitos, no water, and no fires… our first step will be to determine what is needed. There will be lots of work to do!
According to Streamline, this is all just an elaborate April Fools joke 😜
While we aren’t sure if special districts will make it to Mars, we do know that districts would not have made it this far without a few very important people.
Check back next week to see how districts, and a guy named John, played a vital role in the formation of Colorado as we know it!